Our first International Maritime Satire Week ran from 28 Sep-10 Oct, 2012. We hope you enjoy the results – we swear they’re better than our Photoshop skills displayed above!
The Articles:
– SECNAV Reintroduces Grog in the US Navy
– CNO Introduces Equal Opportunity Red Teams
– Pentagon Announces Sequestration Scenario for Navy
– U.S. Navy Introduces New LCS Mission Packages
– Iranian Navy Plans to Alleviate Burden of Global Maritime Responsibilities from the United States
– Mothership Tours and Skiff Rides at Somali Piracy Week
– Putin Announces New, Innovative Naval Policy: Build Massive Navy
– SECNAV Scrambles to Find Chit for $2 Trillion
– President Deploys US 10th Fleet to Cyberspace
– 9th Season of “Deadliest Catch” to Film in the South China Sea
And the Tweets:
– Autobiography Reveals Alfred T. Mahan Spent Nights Secretly Writing “Twilight” Fan Fiction
– Following Success of Shipboard Breathalyzers, SECNAV Introduces New Parental Chaperone Program
– UAV Weds Topgun Instructor
– General Atomics Partners with Cyberdyne for New T-800 Drone
– US Joins UNCLOS; Washington Immediately Seized by UN Forces
– Sign-up now for winter Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps-Navy Photoshop Seminars!
– Xinhua Oped Says Great Barrier Reef a Sacred and Integral Part of China
– New Somalia National Government Developing a Bailout Package for Failing Piracy Industry
– Admiral’s Staff Completes PowerPoint Magnum Opus – To Be Performed at 1630 Brief.
– Sneak Preview of CNO’s US Navy Birthday Message: “Antarctica Will be Ours!”
– IRGCN Admiral says Iranian Navy Plans to Patrol US Great Salt Lake
– North Korea Loses 4 Patrol Boats in Skirmish with South Along Border, Declares “Glorious Unparalleled Victory”
– US Navy to Power Great Blue Fleet with Unobtainium
– Chinese name second aircraft carrier “Panda Express”
– US Navy CO Fired to Meet Navy Times Quota
– MQ-8B Fire Scout Spends Crew Rest Dominating Friends on X-Box
– Pakistan Says Claims Osama Bin Laden Found in Abottabad “Insultingly Untrue”
– Spain Says Iran Has Secret Vintner Tech, Crossing Red Wine Line; Ahmejinedad Threatens to Close Strait of Gibraltar