We went a little long with our International Maritime Satire Week – according to my wife I’m apparently I’m “not allowed to blog on our anniversary.” In any case we are returning you to your regularly scheduled, non-satirical NextWar Blog, but first wanted to recap our twitter feed (@CIMSEC) of headlines you might not have seen:
– SECNAV Reintroduces Grog in the US Navy:http://goo.gl/nDGu7
– Autobiography Reveals Alfred T. Mahan Spent Nights Secretly Writing “Twilight” Fan Fiction
– CNO Introduces Equal Opportunity Red Teams: http://goo.gl/hk5SF
– Following Success of Shipboard Breathalyzers, SECNAV Introduces New Parental Chaperone Program
– UAV Weds Topgun Instructor
– Pentagon Announces Sequestration Scenario for Navy: http://goo.gl/BMC1N
– General Atomics Partners with Cyberdyne for New T-800 Drone
– US Joins UNCLOS; Washington Immediately Seized by UN Forces
– US Navy Introduces New LCS Mission Packages: http://goo.gl/Wn8Qs
– Sign-up now for winter Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps-Navy Photoshop Seminars!
– Xinhua Oped Says Great Barrier Reef a Sacred and Integral Part of China
– Iranian Navy Plans to Alleviate Burden of Global Maritime Responsibilities from US http://goo.gl/nDXKP
– New Somalia National Government Developing a Bailout Package for Failing Piracy Industry
– Admiral’s Staff Completes PowerPoint Magnum Opus – To Be Performed at 1630 Brief.
– Sneak Preview of CNO’s US Navy Birthday Message: “Antarctica Will be Ours!”
– IRGCN Admiral says Iranian Navy Plans to Patrol US Great Salt Lake
– Mothership Tours and Skiff Rides at Somali Piracy Week: http://goo.gl/8RnRm
– North Korea Loses 4 Patrol Boats in Skirmish with South Along Border, Declares “Glorious Unparalleled Victory”
– US Navy to Power Great Blue Fleet with Unobtainium
– Chinese name second aircraft carrier “Panda Express”
– Putin Announces New, Innovative Naval Policy: Build Massive Navy: http://goo.gl/Goh6b
– US Navy CO Fired to Meet Navy Times Quota
– MQ-8B Fire Scout Spends Crew Rest Dominating Friends on X-Box
– Pakistan Says Claims Osama Bin Laden Found in Abottabad “Insultingly Untrue”
– Spain Says Iran Has Secret Vintner Tech, Crossing Red Wine Line; Ahmejinedad Threatens to Close Strait of Gibraltar
– President Deploys US 10th Fleet to Cyberspace: http://goo.gl/zxEzJ
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